"My dad's girlfriend came on to me really hard, trying to get me to sleep with her," said E, at 21, one of the youngest residents in the men's recovery center.
"And yet you didn't," I said.
"Nope! That was the closest I ever came to doing it."
"That's okay," I said. "I'm a virgin, too."
At last! A kindred spirit. Someone with whom I could commiserate about never having tasted of The Fruit. Together, we would bask in the fraternal bond of virginity!
"You're 29, right?" asked E. "No offense, but...um...that's kinda sad."
Grrrr...
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Well, somehow, in the past few weeks, I have gone from being eternally
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9 years ago
Damn, so close and yet so far. XD
ReplyDelete29 is not that old. Kids these days! On another note, I love your blog and was quite excited to see a new entry up.
ReplyDeleteTya, so close, indeed! Oh well, there are sure to be other guys out there. I should form The Fraternal Order of Perpetual Virginity. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Aritul! I enjoy reading your blog, too. :) Heh, kids...they wouldn't know a Yugo if it ran them over.
I know those words stung but don't let them get to you. I know a young man who is in his 30s and a virgin too.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your kind words, B!
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