Me (looking at horrific wounds on the top of my friend's feet and imagining piranhas, lawnmower, kitchen accident...): What happened?
Friend (with a knowing wink): Rug burn
Me: (blank look)
Friend (patiently): With my wife
Me: ...!
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Well, somehow, in the past few weeks, I have gone from being eternally
single and accepting of the fact that I would be a virgin forever, to being
in the p...
9 years ago
Yep, I would have been the one with the blank look too.
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